TENJOOBERRYMUDS

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need
to learn the NEW English language!
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to
understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in... Now, here
goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest
and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......
Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'
Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'
Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor
sunteen???'
Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?'
Guest: '.....What??'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'
Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.'
Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'
Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'
Room Service: 'Hokay.. An Sahn toes?'
Guest: 'What?'
Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'
Guest: 'I.. don't think so.'
RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'
Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
sahn toes' means.'
RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!..Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
we bodder?'
Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine....Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
RoomService: 'We bodder?'
Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'
RoomService: 'Wad?!?'
Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side'
RoomService: 'Copy?'
Guest: 'Excuse me?'
Ro omService: 'Copy...tea..meel?'
Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'
RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we
bodder on sigh and copy . rye??'
Guest: 'Whatever you say.'
RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'
Guest: 'You're welcome'
Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' .....and you do, don't you!
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Gotta give the guy credit tho...he was polite and not on welfare!