Spelling Lesson

A LADY HEARS 2 JAMAICAN MEN ENGAGED IN ANIMATED DISCUSSION ON A FERRY BOAT:
"Emma cum first. Den I cum. Den 2 asses cum together. I cum once-a-more. 2 asses, dey cum together agen. I cum agen & pee twice. Den I cum 1 lasta tym."
LADY: You foul-mouthed sex-obssesed pigs! In this country, we don't talk aloud about our sex lives in public places!
JAMAICAN: Hey,coola down lady, who's talkin bouta sex? I'm justa tellina my frenda how to spella MISSISSIPPI.