Jose and Carlos

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle in different areas of the harbor. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $100 bills, has a brand new Wellcraft 360 Coastal, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend on boating, babes and beer.
Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $100 bills every day?'.Jose says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Carlos' sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.' Jose says ' No wonder you only get 2 - 3 dollars
'Carlos says... 'So what does your sign say'? Jose shows Carlos his
sign......It reads, 'I only need another $100.00 to fill my boat and go back to Mexico'

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