An Amish Fishermans Tale

An Amish fisherman motoring up the channel into his basin notices a man drinking from his pond.
The fisherman shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht.die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen".
Which means: "Don't drink the water; the cows have shit in it".
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in
English.".
The Amish fisherman says: "Use two hands; you'll get more".