Dangerous new virus

A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the
Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or
colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life. If
you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). They're available at your local grocery store. Take
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Forward this warning
to five friends.  If you don't have five friends, you're already infected
with WORK and it is controlling your life.