Legal Advice

A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was
interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice.
Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "Tell
me, what do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice
when you're out of the office?"
"When they ask, I give them advice", replied the lawyer, "and then I
send them a bill in the morning."
The doctor decided to take the lawyer's advice and for the rest of the
evening wrote down the names and addresses of everyone who approached
him for advice. The next morning he took out the list, just as his
secretary walked into his office and handed him a bill from the
lawyer.