Re Virginizer

Is your VIRGINITY all worn out?  Do you want to get it back?
frequently asked questions - faq's about virginity
I want to wear white at my wedding, can reVirginizer help?
Certainly! If we can't help, who can? Use our services and hold your
head high!
I have heard that I can restore my virginity by jumping up and down
'after'.   Is this true?
Unfortunately not. The jumping up and down myth is an urban legend that
is supposed to apply to pregnancy.   It has never worked to restore
virginity or prevent pregnancy. This myth was started by JetSki
manufacturers in the 1980's to market their products.
It's been a really, really, really long time since I lost my virginity.
Won't it just grow back?
No, your virginity will ossify, becoming harder and thicker over time.
reVirginizer can overcome this process and restore your virginity to
its original flexible condition.
Make tonight a new start!