Why You Shouldn't Fish With Italians

Vinny and Sal are out on the dock fishing when suddenly Sal grabs his chest
and falls in the water.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I
think Sal is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow
my instructions.  First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... Now what?"