Lawyers In Love

Having already  downed a few power drinks at the marinas bar, she turned around, faced him, looked  him straight in the eye and said:
'Listen here good  looking,  I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your
place,  my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground,
standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty,  clean . . .
it doesn't matter to me.  I've been doing it  ever since I got out of
university and I just love it.'
Eyes now wide with  interest, he responded, 'No kidding. I'm a  lawyer
too. What firm are you with?'