A Real Chain Letter

Now this may offend some ladies but hey - I post more than enough in womens favor...I have to do one for us guys every now and then.

This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sex
life even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this one
costs nothing, and you can only win.

  Simply send this e-mail to 9 guys who are just as virile as you.

Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the
top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and
you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 Miss Worlds

2.5 models

463 wild nymphos

3,234 good-looking nymphos

20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms

40,198 bi-sexual women

In total, that's 64,294 women who are hornier, less inhibited and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you sent off. Best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

  DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER

  One Boat Captain for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original one back, still in the old dressing gown he  sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack and the accusatorial expression on her face.

  On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with
since he sent off his old girlfriend, moved off his boat to live with his best friend on land (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)

While I am sending this letter, the guy that is in 6th place above me
has  already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
(that only interest women), just so that you can screw. No obligations,
no grumpy mother-in-law and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement.