The Quadriplegic

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said: "No."
She gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said: "No."
She gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said:  "Have you ever been f***ed?"
The fellow said sadly: "No."

She Picked him up, Threw him in the water and said "Your f***ed Now!"