All Seniors Aren't Senile!!!

All Seniors  Aren't Senile!!!

An older,  white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday  evening
with a  beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the  jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his  girlfriend.

The jeweler  looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000  ring.

The old man  said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that  statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.  

Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.

The young  lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man  seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler  asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,  "by check. I know  you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it  now and you can  call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday  afternoon," he said.

Monday  morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know," said  the old man,

"But let me tell you about my weekend!

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