I Hate My Job

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you
will
not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it
will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from
the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested and then sanitized".


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at
Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB  THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

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