Blonde Joke

Blonde andTwo Chimps

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to
the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego? "Sure," answered the
blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next
three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the
back who have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit
stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could
you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your
trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were
ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully
strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was stunned to see the blond woman; she was
walking down the street holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the
road and ran over to her. "What the heck are you doing here?" he
demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so
now we're going to Sea World."

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