Redneck Boating

OK so i am now setting up a new site for Marine Dynamics Of Englewood, FL and it will be redneck boating.com which we intend to have absolute fun with. Now to keep the marina happy we have to have http://www.redneckboating.com/yamaha_parts which is the storage for all the static pages we use to keep 278000 yamaha parts available to the guy with the p1 running win/95 in 32mb of ram. (so they can buy parts too).

   OK so what I am wanting to do is make it a forum limited to workboats, boats that rednecks made and I want to have fun with it doing all sorts of other things but am out of ideas - ya'all got some ideas that would be fun or funny holler at me at dawino6260@verizon.net and I will be glad to consider any suggestions